COMMON SENSE ALERT: HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR, IT WON’T KILL YOU.

I’ve been in the “trailer park” business for 30 years and I sincerely doubt that anyone truly finds any of this so objectionable that they are going to lose sleep over it. We see this same stereotype shamelessly advanced in absolutely everything on television and the movies.

ST. PETERSBURG — A candidate for City Council has removed posts on social media about a Catholic school fundraiser she hosted two years ago under a “trailer trash tragedy” theme. In May 2022, Torrie Jasuwan posted about the party at her home that included several photos of party guests dressed in ways that promoted stereotypes, including exposed bra straps and fake tattoos. Several were photographed with plastic red cups and cigarettes in their mouths, with one sporting a fake pregnant belly. “Such an epic “Trailer Trash Tragedy” murder mystery party-party for HFCS this weekend!” Jasuwan wrote. “Now to think of our theme for next year...”

The only one who cares about this story is this person’s political rival for that city council spot.

COMMON SENSE ALERT: DO YOU THINK TWO YEARS AND $20,000 IS MAYBE OVERKILL ON A $1,000 HOME?

Only in bureaucratic America can it make sense to delay a development for two years and spend $20,000 per home for four holdouts in a mobile home park. The homes in the photo appear to be 1980s models in poor condition and probably worth $1,000 each. Unbelievable.

After about nine months of back and forth, a West Kelowna mobile home park has officially been rezoned to allow for industrial uses. After being deferred twice this year, West Kelowna councillors were satisfied that four remaining residents of Shady Acres Mobile Home Park would be given adequate notice to move out and access to compensation from the developer, Kerr Properties. Brent Magnan, director of development approvals, said that once the zoning bylaw amendment is adopted, that will trigger the 12 month notice period for tenants to vacate as well as the $20,000 compensation for their homes.

I’m sure the poor developer regrets getting involved with a city this out of touch with reality.

COMMON SENSE ALERT: NOBODY BUYS A MOBILE HOME BECAUSE THEY THINK THEY CAN MOVE IT.

All that is great, but the fundamental flaw of manufactured housing remains. Owners of these units typically don’t own the land under them; they rent space in trailer parks. And mobile homes, despite their name, are hardly mobile. Relocating one can cost $10,000 — more than most of their residents can afford.

People buy mobile homes because of their one big strength: THEY’RE INCREDIBLY INEXPENSIVE. Nobody, in real life, ever has the desire to move a mobile home. It has always – and will always – make much more sense to sell it where it sits. Let’s just model that out for a minute for those who are truly common sense challenged. If you buy an old mobile home for $5,000 already set up in a mobile home park in Kansas and then get a new job in Oklahoma, you could move the $5,000 home at a cost of $10,000 (net loss of $5,000) or just sell it to somebody else – exactly where it sits – for $5,000 (so you get all your money back) and then buy another one for $5,000 in Oklahoma. It’s not rocket science. These articles attempt to make you feel that being deprived of your ability to move your housing choice is what makes it a bad buy. The last time I checked you could not move a single-family home or condo either. Give me a break.

COMMON SENSE ALERT: NOBODY WANTS A $2 MILLION MOBILE HOME. BETTER KEEP DROPPING THAT PRICE.

Sarah Paulson brings her Malibu mobile home down from $2 million to $1.8 million

I guess she has friends in the media who keep hyping this up like it’s a great buy or something – it’s been floating around every week for like a month. Give it up.

COMMON SENSE ALERT: A FIRED MANAGER IS PROBABLY NOT YOUR BEST SOURCE OF NEWS.

I knew this article would be interesting when I saw that the main protagonist was the manager that the new owners had just fired. Here’s her side of the story:

Schumacher said during her time as manager, she noticed glaring issues from ownership, stating they don’t even have an operating license.

“Our license for our address is still under the former owner. It expires at the end of this month,” she said.

And then you have the response from the owner that fired her:

“We have worked cooperatively with EGLE, and Water District 1 in Lee Township to get the residents a better-quality water coming from the municipal water system. And that’s gone into place. And now our efforts will focus with the new manager on further cleanup of the park. And we’re also working on taking some of the abandoned trailers and getting them into shape so that new tenants can come in to make it a more robust community,” Cherin said.Cherin also said that the company was having issues with Schumacher’s performance, and they gave her ample time to improve. When that didn’t happen, she was let go.

And then you have her rebuttal in which she proclaims that she’s only speaking out for the good of the nation and not because she’s mad that she got canned, of course:

For her part, Schumacher said she’s not a disgruntled former employee, she just wants what’s best for the residents.

You would have to be a complete idiot not to see through this story.

It’s also important to note that when you turn-around a mobile home park there’s a delay between closing on the property and getting things done. You have to line up contactors, get permits, get the correct weather and many other items. Once again, common sense would make this readily apparent to anyone who is not a complete idiot (which the author of the article is sadly guilty of being)

COMMON SENSE ALERT: WHEN YOU BUY THE PARK TO TEAR IT DOWN YOU ARE NOT “SAVING THE PARK”.

This story is so stupid that it’s hard to believe I’m the only one calling them out on it. For several weeks now, the media has been raving about how Charlottesville is “saving the mobile home park” by helping Habitat for Humanity buy the property to then tear it down. They’re not even trying to mask the fact that the wrecking ball is already being lined up.

This comes after it voted in early August to join efforts along with Habitat for Humanity and the Piedmont Housing Alliance to save the park. The City will help financially by committing more than $8 million over a five year time span. The money will be considered a loan. There will be a minimum of 180 units. At least 70% of those rentals will be for households with low to moderate incomes. This is just one component of what would be an overall project involving lots of different eventual requirements from different funding sources,” Councilor Michael Payne said. Construction is set to begin by December 2029 and to be completed by December 2033.

So apparently when Habitat for Humanity tears a mobile home park down they are “saving it” and when anyone else does they are “forcing residents into homelessness”. Pathetic.

Here’s the actual housing stats for Springfield, Massachusetts:

• Single family home price average is $240,800
• 3-bedrroom apartment rent is $1,540 per month.

Against that backdrop, the tenants of a mobile home park have filed suit stating that a rent of $503 per month is abhorrent, unjust, and every other adjective they can think of:

A housing court judge promises to make a decision about a mobile home park’s rent increase appeal by the month’s end. But first, the tenants’ lawyer will file new documents hoping to sway the judge’s decision. Effective Feb. 1, the West Village Mobile Home Community received a nearly $300 rent increase — going from $207 to $503.06 a month — for the land on which their mobile homes sit.

The foundation of their argument is that the rent is going up 150% to get to $503 per month. Apparently what the tenants are hoping is that by focusing on the 150% the judge will somehow be blinded to the fact that – at the new rent – the mobile home park is 66% less than an apartment, and around 90% less than a house.

They better hope that the judge is a total idiot.

I believe that the McDonald’s Value Menu Cheeseburger has gone from $1 to $3.15, which is a 215% increase. But that’s 50% of the cost of the cheeseburger at other restaurants. Get the picture?

Then, one of her neighbors reached out to Dan Rosensweig at Habitat for Humanity." A woman from the mobile home park came to our office in a panic," he told Radio IQ. "She showed us a note that’s been distributed to all of the residents at Carlton that said the mobile home park is being sold. It was basically a 60-day notice." Working with the Piedmont Housing Alliance, the Legal Aid Justice Center, and park residents, he offered to buy the place with $7.25 million dollars from the city. Over the next three years, Habitat will help residents plan a new community with plenty of affordable housing. No one will be forced to leave, and the group says it won’t raise rent more than $15 a month.

Yes, this is the same story – regurgitated for weeks now -- in which Habitat for Humanity pretends to be the savior of these poor residents who have absolutely no idea what is about to happen. It’s like watching a war movie where the soldiers are walking into an ambush while admiring how nice the weather is. Just look at the wording “… will help residents plan a new community with affordable housing …”. That means the trailer park is going to be torn down and put back as an apartment complex or something other than a mobile home park, in all likelihood. That’s apparently what Habitat has done in the past, according to a park resident in an earlier article. Sure sounds that way to me.

With rising property values in California, there is a growing concern that developers will buy out entire mobile home parks and displace residents.

No joke. Mobile home parks represent perhaps the most attractive re-development parcels in every market in the U.S. Not only do they have the right size (2 to 10 acres) for virtually every pad user, but they also typically have great street frontage, access to municipal water and sewer, and the city will grant any zoning or variance required to get the “trailer park” torn down. I have long said that eventually somebody would figure this out and build a business model around simply buying parks for the development potential. They’ve already figured this out in California. That’s why the national conversation on mobile home park lot rents needs to be “how high do they need to go to keep mobile home parks from being torn down?”.

"It's really disappointing that banks are not willing to see how stable the market is for manufactured homes in a land use community," said Dolan.

No, what’s really disappointing is that nobody appreciates the fact that probably 90% of every mobile home loan in a mobile home park is “backstopped” by the park owner in order to get the customer financed. Under that arrangement, if the customer defaults, the park owner has to abate rent, effectively take over payments, renovate the home, run the ads, and get it sold. The media gives 0% attention to this fact. Once again, without mobile home park owners the U.S. supply of affordable housing would be greatly reduced – yet we get zero thanks for that fact!

The group of investors who bought four neglected Spartanburg mobile home parks in July plans to fix up the units while also raising rent. “We're not looking to come in and be the highest rent in the area,” said Tim Woodbridge, one of the investors who made the purchase. “We're looking to increase enough so we can put enough money back into the parks. If you're not making money, you're not putting the money back into the parks, into the homes, and all of a sudden it just cascades into a bad situation.”

I commend the new owners on their narrative to the media, which is that you have to charge higher rent to offer a good, safe product.

And then, of course, the writer can’t help themselves to add this worn-out quote from a resident:

"If they’re doing an increase, they’re gonna put a lot of people out of a place to live".

You can use that same quote on literally every good and service in the U.S. right now, which are up a collective 20%+ under the Biden administration. It’s a meaningless statement. I wrote an article recently in which I highlighted that – under the government’s own budget-setting on-line help site for Americans – it shows that housing is not the #1 cost, but instead ranks behind healthcare, childcare, taxes and even transportation costs. When you get those four solved then you might start complaining about mobile home park rents going up! Give me a break.

Jon Stratton has called the Southside community home for 21 years. “Southside’s been dying for a long time now. It’s been happening probably over the last 12, 15 years that I’ve noticed,” Stratton said. “And I feel like the whole economy on this side needs to be rejuvenated.”

Finally, a truthful quote from a “normal” resident – and not some nut case who would choose a bucket over a toilet if it saves $3. This is what 99.9% of park residents really think about park improvements and higher rents – they are 100% on-board with it. It’s about time that the media starts interviewing the nice people with nice homes, yards and cars and not the .01% of park residents who could care less about their quality of life as long as it saves 50 cents.

If you go to the website of ROC – who has been, to my knowledge, the most prolific promoter of “resident owned communities” – you will see that virtually all of their properties have been in New Hampshire. You will also see that there are very, very, very few properties that have ever been successfully made into tenant ownership. We’ve sold several properties to the residents – so we are no stranger to the concept – but I wonder if U.S. politicians are aware of how incredibly few of these transactions have ever happened. The bureaucrats spend so much time talking about this concept, and even passing laws regarding it, without probably realizing that they actually go to completion at an incredibly low statistical level. It’s like spending time legislating new laws to protect polar bears that are hit by lighting and then hit by a meteorite.

It’s really hard to lose money financing mobile homes in mobile home parks that are “backstopped” by the park owners (the model that Buffett created) and incredibly easy to lose money on financing mobile homes without the park owner being involved in “backstopping” them (just ask any mobile home lender on their results from the year 2000 “Great Chattel Crisis”). Once again, park owners get zero credit for this invaluable service they provide their residents. Does that seem unfair? It does to me.

Not to dispense advice – and with the understanding that I am not an attorney and never hope to be one – but here’s what a well-known municipal attorney once told me the attack plan was on cases like this: sue any council member or official who acts out of accordance with the law, in a personal capacity. When they realize that they have personal accountability for their actions – including potentially having to personally pay their own legal defense – they will typically change their vote. I don’t know the details of this case, but that’s an angle that should probably at least be discussed by the owner with his attorney if he feels that this group refused to give him the permit that the ordinance demands he should receive. Most bureaucrats and volunteers in these committees have no idea of the litigation liability dangers they face when they go “rogue” from what the letter of the law states. And, once informed, they may have an immediate attitude adjustment.

Located in Malibu, CA, the park, known as Paradise Cove Mobile Home Park, has an illustrious history. In addition to Paulson, the trailer park also counts the likes of Stevie Nicks, Matthew McConaughey, Pamela Anderson, and Minnie Driver among its current and former residents.

Before I ever got into the mobile home park business, I owned billboards including a company I bought during the Los Angeles economy crash at the time of the Rodney King riots and the Northridge earthquake. Back then it was well-known that those mobile home parks were the home to stars on the way up or the way down in their careers. There’s certainly nothing wrong with that role, but to pretend that a 1960s trailer is a “jewel box” is as absurd as pretending that a 1980 Yugo is a “classic high-performance automobile”. Nobody is going to buy that outside of Los Angeles.

NIMBYism certainly plays a role, but what is it about modern, well-kept developments like Kathleen Manor and Olde Stone Village that puts off prospective neighbors? We find nothing objectionable about them at all.

Whoever wrote this obviously lives in an apartment as no homeowner on earth would welcome a mobile home park being built in their neighborhood. If this writer did own a stick-built home, and there was suddenly a zoning request to build a “trailer park” next door, you know they’d be the first one marching on city hall with a flaming torch. Give me a break.

Now this is an interesting article. A rent control board member is accused of deliberately keeping the mobile home park rent increase low in order to try to buy the park themselves at a reduced price. I hope the park owner wins and that puts the fear of God into every other rent control board member out there that they may actually have personal liability from their decisions. It reminds me of the zoning case in Dallas in the 1980s in which a real estate speculator went to the Dallas City Council to renovate an abandoned K-Mart into a movie theater. The neighbors hated the idea and got to the board members and convinced them to vote against it. The property owner reminded the board members that the property already had the zoning for a movie theater and they had no option other than to approve the plans. Nevertheless, the board voted it down. So the developer filed a personal lawsuit on each and every member of the board that voted “no” and within two days they had an emergency meeting and approved the theater.

Amazing how a little personal accountability takes the fun out of things, right?

"Currently there are 10 counties that have a rent stabilization ordinance that specifically addresses mobile home parks in the unincorporated areas of their counties,” Nolen said, "We're not talking about section 8, we're not talking about homeless situations but if we don't have this conversation that is exactly what we're talking about."

Oh, I get it, the park owner is responsible for the tenants’ lives in perpetuity and must be held accountable if the tenants fall into Section 8 or homeless status because of their own failure to manage their finances and live in a modern world.

Only in California.

So what private equity found it could do was coming and raise lot rent — sometimes by as much as 60% and 70%. Which, you know, may not sound like much if you're going, "Oh, it went from $320 to $405." But think about if your mortgage was increased by 40%, 60% ... that is a huge impact on people…

No, that’s not correct at all. Raising rents from $320 to $405 is an increase of 27% NOT 60%. If you raise the lot rent from $320 to $405 that’s a $85 increase. The average mortgage payment in the U.S. is $2,715 per month (per Google). If you raised that by 27% that’s a monthly increase of $733 per month. THERE’S NO WAY YOU CAN COMPARE AN INCREASE OF $85 PER MONTH TO AN INCREASE OF $733 PER MONTH – that’s nearly a 10-for1 difference! Using this logic, McDonald’s raising the Dollar Menu price of the McChicken from $1 to $1.60 – a 60% increase – represents a much greater offense and financial burden than either of the above.

When you talk about price increases, the percentage means nothing and the actual amount means everything. If milk goes up 50% and a car goes up 5%, guess which one is a bigger problem for the average U.S. household?

How math challenged is America, anyway?

Residents of the community said the park's owner got permission from the rent control board in Ludlow to raise their lot fees by 150%. They're hoping to have that decision reversed in court.

So let me get this straight. The park is subject to rent control. The rent control board approved the increase. So how is this even a story? Do the “free rent movement” folks now want a rent control supreme court to watch over the rent control board – just because they don’t like the outcome?

These residents are sending a definite message to the park owner: “time to redevelop into something else”. If they keep this up they won’t have a mobile home park to complain about.

The land on which the mobile home park sits, with some ancillary properties, was purchased by Joy and Eddie Hanks in 2020 for $600,000, with plans to redevelop the park into “Digs on the River,” a 23-acre mixed use area with plans for apartments, a restaurant and commercial space.

What part of the residents’ “fate” is uncertain here? They have been formally given notice to leave and the owners of the property seem to be following all the correct steps.

What’s really interesting is the price paid for the property, which equates to only around $15,000 per space. Once again, this park could maybe have been saved with higher lot rents, as most well-run parks today are worth around $50,000 a space and that would have made the redevelopment plan less appealing.

Once again, as always, LOW LOT RENTS = REDEVELOPMENT.

Baez says the real problems remain: parking policies she claims are aggressive and discriminate against the park's lower-income families – policies that she said eliminated free street parking, charged monthly fees for extra parking spaces, and charged additional fees for visitor parking.

Virtually every mobile home park in the U.S. was built for a maximum of two car parking per mobile home. It is not the park owner’s fault that residents have more than two cars. Despite this, most park owners try to accommodate this issue with overflow parking and dicussing if those with one car would allow others to park on their spaces. But the contention that mobile home park owners are required to provide unlimited parking is pure insanity. I dare you to find an apartment or condominium in the U.S. that allows you to park as many cars as you want there.

Another article about a mobile home park being redeveloped into a different use. This only happens when the park does not yield as much income as alternative uses. Want to stop this from accelerating? Stop criticizing higher lot rents. That’s the only thing that can stop the redevelopment mania.

For how many years now has the White House and FHA been talking about this topic, with basically zero success so far? The problem is that academics cannot legislate solutions to a free-market problem caused by the simple issue that Biden’s inflation has outpaced workers’ incomes. I don’t see any immediate solution other than for people to accept the need to commute farther out from urban centers. You have to remember that 60 million Americans live on 97% of the land mass and 240 million Americans are jammed into just 3%. The clear solution is for a large portion of those 240 million Americans to move out into the suburbs and exurbs where land and housing is cheaper. It’s not rocket science. Do you remember that chapter back in high school social studies in which 1800’s Americans headed out west in search of cheap land to settle on? Same concept.